Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Post No. 18: This is hell-a lame!

CHIPS A-WHORE! (if you haven't noticed , it is on 'chips ahoy!'... a crappy one, sure),

Religion. It is funny. Very, very funny. And you can read about I how funny it is during the second super-post releasing this holi.

So anyway, Today I found out that one of my friends is a harlette. If you don't know what I means, here it is.

The female on the back of a Harley, riding bitch. Native dress includes combinations of the following: a bikini, leather vest, jeans, leather pants, hot pants, a bandana, leather jacket, concert t-shirt and high heeled, leather fuck-me boots.

And yes she is. Yes you are. And I did not type this out myself. Its a proper definition. Look it up.

Anyway, I kept making fun of her, don't know if it ticked her off or not, but she was chucking chalk and thumb tacks at me. And she missed. But she is a good girl. Hmm, that doesn't sound right. At one point I was afraid she going to spank my ass and make me adopt the name 'Ginger'. Okay, not really. But it sounds funny.

Moving on, now this super-post. I said somewhere that I wanted women to write for it, but I can't help it if they are acting like harlots. Now I don't mean the above mentioned thing.

See, women annoy me. If I'd have asked guys, they would have definitely said yes. Why? Because guys don't mind doing something like this for a friend. Earlier also I mentioned I don't chose to be a sexist because I like the way it sounds, but because I see things happening around me. And not to just one woman, as some people assume I talk of only one girl on this blog. I can't form a sexist's opinion if just one woman is being a bitch.

So... I am bored and I have three projects to start and finish. And do art work. Yelling 'fuck' right now would not be inappropriate.

Anyway, to make a long post short; go fuck yourslef!

2 comments:

  1. hahaha...

    Now you have to take it back...

    We're writing...

    SO.....

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  2. yes, i hadn't read this. i think i want my little nameless article back now. you sexist freak. apologize.

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