Review Post No.1: Nick Drake sucks!

Long time... assholes...

I haven't blogged for the past few days because I have a life...




… Okay, I do not. But I realized my writing was becoming too... unhurtful... and, yes, it is not a ord. Nor is 'ord', but 'word' is.

This is a special post, it is my very special REVIEW POST NO. 1. I shall be reviwing a movie, TV show, book, comic book and etcetera when I get bored of ranting on about how my life is full of idiots dancing and walking around in leather pants (Yes, I mean YOU!).

Today, I shall review my favouritest movie ever. Ever. Sholay. If you haven't seen it, just imagine me (I am a hunky funny guy with facial hair... seriously) insulting you and kicking your faggy ass. And you suck. Oh-so very much!

“Sholay”

People around the world know of bollywood movies or as some people prefer hindi/ Indian movies. But the thing is, they haven't seen true Indian cinema until they have seen Sholay. According to me, is one of the greatest movies ever made. Ever.

Some people in my film are planning to become film makers. And it is highly possible they haven't seen Sholay. Which is actually very amusing and slightly disgusting (And here I am talking about two women. Because some people think I only mention one woman in this blog).

Moving on, Sholay, just like the western classic 'The Magnificent Seven' is a plot pick up from Akira Kurosawa's 'Seven Samurai' and (according to rumours) some Sergio Leone westerns. But the only difference is there two main protagonists instead of seven.

The plot runs on like this. The village of Ramgad is being terrorized by Gabbar Singh (Amjad Khan) and his bandits. Thakur Baldev Singh (Sanjeev Kumar), who used to be a cop once, hires two ruffians he once arrested and they helped him defend a train they were traveling in and also save his life before running away. They are Veeru (played by Dharmendra) and Jai (Portrayed by Amitabh Bachchan). And the story unfolds as they meet various characters from the village and defend it from Gabbar and his gang of hoodlums (always wanted to say that!).

This movie is also known as a 'Curry Western'. Racist bastards. Commenting on the music, well, all songs are brilliantly done, with music from the legendary R. D. Burman (lyrics, I have no idea...).

The most brilliantly written movie. Till date. I swear. Javed Akhtar and Salim Khan have written the characters so perfectly, it's not funny. But it is when they want it to be. This is a must watch for anybody who calls himself a 'movie buff', the hell does that mean anyway?

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There you have it, a review from a man so bored he painted his nails. Okay, no. But I could if I wanted to. This will not be a regular thing so, if you are looking for movie reviews old or new, hindi or english (though you'll find mostly english movies, the guy is slightly gavaar when it comes to hindi).

Here is the link; http://www.nick-movies.blogspot.com

Do go there and do NOT click on his ads (And 'NOT' doesn't apply, so do click on them)

Okay, this has been fun. And everytime you think of me, you'll get some!

Ciao (okay, never again...)