Post No. 17: Would you do it with a friend? Would you do it end-to-end?

Hello douche-bags!

Okay, my recent posts have become more serious and well, just angry rants. And that is really not my style.

So, whatsup? Well, nothing much on my side either; still woman-less, still pee in my bed at night, still an idiot. I wonder what the pope is doing right now? Probably looking at himself in his hat. I like the pope's hat. It “cool”.

Yesterday was my art teacher's birthday. I can understand why she is so... full of it. I mean the woman (if you want to call her that) just turned a hundred and eleventy (guess where I got this from)!

Moving on, my parents don't enter my room. Not on a regular basis, at least. Which is good, in a way, but it makes it really difficult pretending to study! I don't want to lie, I just want to fake it!

And I passed my first eco(nomics) test. I was sure I would fail it and that would mean I'd have to do it again. Twice! Bu I passed. And my friend, who is book smart, flunked it. I won't embarrass him by giving out his name, but here's a hint; the first part of his name is 'The' and the second part has a B, a H, an A, two Ls and another A. But thats as far as you are getting!

I am bored. I should be studying for a test tomorrow, but my ethics come in the way. Plus, I am bored and studies bore me. I want entertainment. I want a naked woman dancing for me. And preferably a good looking woman. Or some sick freaks would stick an old lady, who just wants to have sex with The Pope, in front of me.

I pick on the pope too much. Well, he can go fuck himself and leave the little boys alone! But seriously, I should stop.

Anyway, I am going to wrap it up with a final message which, I hope, will change your life. It changed mine!

“The Great Jambonie, eccentric human cannonball known for taking his lucky donkey to all his performances, escaped near tragedy today when the donkey climbed into the cannon muzzle just as Jambonie was taking off. It took the surgeons three hours to remove Jambonie's head from his ass.”

Good night and keep away from the windows; You can get cancer. In the head!