As you can see, i have TWO followers now (idiots) and i am truly grateful for their support.
Well, i don't know what to talk about... i have covered most topics that run through my head. And yes, i am as stupid as i sound. And i am not a thinker, a leader or gay. I am a neanderthal follower who likes women. And i flirt. A lot. And i don't know i am flirting when i am but i am! Its weird. And so i ask you this question, WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?
Most of you jack-holes will say yes. But i don't. Because then people just assume you have a lot of money to spare and share (that rhymed... i am going to treat myself to a banana now...). But people don't want to share money, food and sex. I don't know why others don't get that. Sure, if you ask me to share my food or give you a small bite (which is actually three times your regular bite) i can't say no. I am a nice guy. Lazy, insensitive and stupid. But nice.
I am a man of principles. I don't look or sound like it but i am. Here are a few,
1 All for one, one for all: Never leave a friend behind. Friends are rare, grand and unbelievably retarded, but they are your friends. You look out for your people.
2 Women are to be respected (especially the ones you like and when you are with them. you can bitch about the one you don't like behind their backs. But again, i don't do that.) and never let a woman do anything that requires her to... work: The last part is a little screwy. Like this one time i was being sexist on front of a woman (never do that) (and yes, i am sexist and racist), she was carrying two pizza boxes and a box of chocolate piled on top. I asked her to give me the boxes and i added "women aren't suppose to carry stuff". She thought i was being sexist, but this time i wasn't. I honestly wanted to help her because believe in chivalry (sometimes i doubt the existence of this word).
There are a couple more but these are the more important ones. Oh, there is one more:
3 Always respect your parents: I don't care if their opinions or orders or other stuff is pissing me off or annoying me. Respect them anyway. Don't fuck around. They are right, even if thy do act a little harsh. But they are your parents and respect them.
Wow, that was slightly serious. Therefore i shall talk about the 12th grad-dinner. Its about a bunch of people eating dinner.
Anyway, i heard this joke today:
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Hahahah... funny...
I suck at this, but this is fun.
Anyway, i shall see you jolly wankers later.
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