Post No. 16: The Pope is coming, hide the little boys!

Hello men and boys and all with penises.. no not you Pope,

Women have actually managed to piss me off. Not really, but I am closer than the usual.

Now, you will ask 'why?'.

'Why Avanish? What have the goddam women done now?' And I'll answer; they can't get over it! I use 'gay' as an insult (among other richer meanings). I am sorry if it insulted you in anyway, I respect homosexuals. It takes balls to be gay (Especially in the society of today, where they just need an excuse to screw you. And I am not just talking about India.). But if I use a term in any particular way other than it referring to homosexuality, why do women have to come after me with scissors trying to castrate me?

I am not a sexist because it sounds like I am getting some. I am one because women have made me one. I feel for women who actually suffer. But women that I know, they need to chill the fuck out!

I, generally, like the women I know. They are nice people. Yes, they are. But there are these little things, which are okay once in while but sometimes they over do it. But thats a female trait. And its true.

And don't think women aren't sexist. They are, they are probably more than we are (I am).

Okay, here is another thing, women can't get over stuff. They push little mistakes and misunderstandings In your face every opportunity they get. I once said 'sad and disturbing'. Because I am not the most physically fit man. For some reason the woman took offense or something. And she held onto it for I don't know how long! And I did notice it six months later (so I guess I do know how long...). I forgot about the comment. I could barely remember when I said it. But now I do. And I have nothing against her, I like her. But sometimes I can't tell if she did take offense to it or not, if she ever got over it or not (I bet she did... I mean when its coming from me, nobody really cares... ), I don't know if she uses it as a joke or still holds a grudge . I hate women.

And I think pink is gay. I bet I'll get a stupid comment telling me that pink is not gay and it can't be gay because, and I quote, Its a freaking sexual orientation.

Well, get over it!

Again, I like women. Because I am not gay (there, I used it correctly). Anyway, I like women. The ones I know and in general. But I am not a sexist because it sounds like I am getting some, but I have actually seen this shit happen.

And I hope I didn't offend anybody (I know I did. And I am wearing a steel underwear tomorrow. I'd like my balls to stay attached to my groin and not on the floor, to graphic?) And if I did, GET OVER IT!

Anyway, this was actually very fun. And I'll see you women later, have fun bitching about me!(yea, I went there! And cam back with my balls!)