Chimichanga assh*les,
The following is my 'About Me' from my facebook account. Today i found out i might have to change it and make it all decent like for people from California, yeah, there.
I have had a million 'About me's but i like this one the best, its short and sweet and leaves no doubts in peoples mind about who i am.
SO, Here is the 'About Me':
I am a very nice person, even if it is completely opposite of what my friends and family say or that dog i maimed for sick pleasure...
Oh, erm... did i say 'maim', i wanted to say PET, and actually for regular pleasure... not weird sick pleasure, or i would maim a dog like the one i mentioned above...
That reminds me... Do you guys have dogs?...
I need to umm, pet it...
Do comment on it... or don't. And if you do; GET A LIFE!! what are you doing on my blog, hang out with your parents or your dog (just in case) or even the homeless kid on the street... its better than reading about a guy so sick, so demented, so perverted, so full of it, so...
Anyway, this was a fun rant... i'll see you again on the funny-if-he-were-dead pages...
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