Post No. 8: Oh crap! I ran over your son again!

Hello ladies,

I liked today. It was massive fun. The cast of this post is as follows (All names have been changed, for safety purposes): Me (you shall never know my real name, hahaha...), The B.H.A.L.L.A., Nick (remember the guy who broke his hand running backwards in a race?), Firdaus (Definitely a fake name...) and introducing Kirat.

I woke up at 8 in the morning, it was a gay morning. Fast forward to about an hour and half later, Me, my father and the driver-guy were looking for the resting place of the entity only known as The B.H.A.L.L.A. We were lost. We called this humanoid element and asked him for his damned address but the jack-hole doesn't know how to get us to his house from that particular point. Later we found out that we were only a couple of kilometers away from his house and another major discovery made this day was that The B.H.A.L.L.A. is a flaming idiot! F#ck man! Soon, me, The B.H.A.L.L.A (i hate typing his goddamn name!) and the new cast member, Kirat headed to Priya.

Anyway, after that something funny happened which would have you poor, bored readers laughing until you bled and died. But because of a request The B.H.A.L.L.A. made, i won't even mention it. And I could have traded the fulfillment of this request for the name of the girl he liked, but i am not petty and insensiti... but i am not petty.

After much dance and drama, we reached our desired destination. A small township known as Priya. We, first, headed straight to a food stand and had food. Where a homeless girl started bugging me. I am insensitive, sure, but i felt bad. I couldn't just eat while she looked on, so i stabbed her eyes out. Moving on, we headed to a gaming port. There we played a game called Warcarft (Actually we played AoE II, but warcraft sounds cooler considering that international audiences might be reading this. But we know nobody is reading this except for you sorry bugger...)

The first game i lost. Then we were joined by Firdaus (i know what you are thinking, is he a guy or a girl??... its a 'he'). We played another round. I lost. Again. Nothing to it. I have been doing it all my life. After the second game, we were hungry so we moved to a local eatery (does it mean what i think it means?. We ordered our food and then, my screwy rats, the funniest event of the day took place.

Nick was heading over to Priya, he was late. While we sat in Yo China, he messaged me that he was 5 minutes away. I said fine. Then he called soon, as we were not found in the Game port, and Firdaus took over. We first told the rat-bastard that we were in Saket, a place far away from Priya but then we said we were kidding, and we were in Priya, a place called 'Near East'. Again, we were not there. He called again, after making s believable excuse we told him we were in Subway and then he sopped believing us. And then we told him we were in Yo China and he didn't believe us! That was funny. As all hell!

Nick is a nice guy. I like him (not sexually). Post lunch, we went started the third game of AoE II. Out of the five of us, Firdaus and Kirat (and Nick, but Firdaus and Firdaus were obviously underestimating me and The B.H.A.L.L.A and Nick too, but not so much). They say Over-confidence is man's worst enemy (I don't know who sais it, but boy, were they right...).

We (me, Nick and The B.H.A.L.L.A) were on one team. The underdogs according to Kirat and Firdaus, who were on one team. Throughout the first half they were giggling and planning this awesome attack. Jack-holes, the both of them. By the time they reached my island (oh yes, the idiots chose an island terrain to take me on..,) half of Firdaus' fleet was destroyed and well then we mostly raped their happiness. And man, was it good. Nick proved himself. he really did. But he had the advantage of time and people not trying to destroy his base constantly. If i didn't need to go to a Chinese cobbler, we would've won.

Yes, a chinese cobbler. My dad told me something yesterday that i couldn't believe. He had actually owned something made by a china-man which lasted more than six months! Shoes! Of all the things, shoes! I got my self a pair. Nice, sober ones. My dad got two. Real leather and other stuff i don't get, but it was good stuff.

Today was fun. OH, on the way back, i rememebred i hadn't done my art homework. I had to submit three still-life line drawings. I thought i was going to be up the whole night doing them, but i remembered i had five extra line drawings i hadn't shown her! Now this post has gone from funny-if-he-was-white-and-gay to just sad ranting, so i'll stop.

Bye-bye ding-dong. I like girls!