Post No. 5: Am i gay?

Hello idiots and monkeys,

I am the man. Also i might be gay. Someone pointed out that the background of my blog is, erm, for the lack of a better word, pink. I hate pink. I think pink is gay if a guy is, in any way, using the colour or wearing it. pink looks nice on women and even names relating to the colour are nice.

And what the hell is up with Americans and U. LISTEN UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING IDIOTS: COLOUR IS SPELLED LIKE "COLOUR" AND NOT FUCKING "COLOR" YOU MONKEY HUMPING RETARDS!!

Ahem, sorry about that... it is just pissing off. I know, i am British. Not really.

So, i was talking to my friend, lets call him 'Firdaus'. Its a name hard to pronounce (not really) and weird. So it can't possibly be a real name.

Anyway, my friend told me about this massive monster destroying this not so massive fat lady. And i said to firdaus 'you are an idiot, firdaus, if that is your real name.'

I am generally very suspicious. And firdaus isn't really an idiot. He is smart. But he became a follower of this blog. So i am honestly losing faith in my judgment of judging people. Anyway, i am sleepy and this post is more of a ... um, ... yeah.

Goodnight, i am Mister Penis.