Post No. 3: SNIKT!

Nobody's on our side,


Anybody following the NOIR series that Marvel Comics has recently released. Currently, there have been two issues of X-Men NOIR and Spider-Man NOIR. And very soon these titles will be joined by Wolverine's solo NOIR book and Daredevil belongs in the NOIR-esque titles. And i believe so does the Punisher. And yes, if you haven't noticed, i love comic books. I believe the finest way of telling a story is through a comic book.

I hate it that people think that comic books are for children, well, they suck. I am not going to justify comic books. I don't need to. I like the way i wrote 'noir' in all capitals. NOIR. And i like the way its pronounced; n-oo(like the used in look)-R. NOIR. NOIR. its just fun.

So, how have you been my wanking monkeys? Good, i hope. I have friends, i know it is hard to believe that someone would come with ten feet of me but hey, i am a charming SOB. Or people have pity on me. If it is the latter, i don't want to know.

So this friend of mine, again to keep his identity a secret i have decided a codename for him: The B.H.A.L.L.A. I don't know what it stands for yet, but I'll inform you very, very soon. But don't believe me, i make lot of false promises. Hell, my life is built on false promises.

Now, let me continue with the tale of The B.H.A.L.L.A.

It starts on a Sunny Wednesday morning. We had a test on Political science. Its like science, but stupid. Anyway, The B.H.A.L.L.A. approached me and in his deep, manly voice he asked for a sheet to write the test on. I was shaken by his gruff beard, his deep voice and his general hairiness. I was moved from within, i knew he was special. Gifted even. Later on, i asked him for an answer i did not know in a whisper. He replied. and i was shacked by the magic of his voice again.

Anyway long story short, i passed the test, The B.H.A.L.L.A. totally out-marked me and nothing gay happened, i was just trying to be dramatic. Life sucks anyway. Oh, who am i kidding, Life is kick ass. Sure i am the worst possible student. Penis. And my blog currently has had a total of zero views and i am still updating it for some odd reason, and then there is the whole issue with no girl liking me. But life kicks ass.

See what i did in the above paragraph, i stuck in a word you guys weren't expecting just to mess with you and my liking for penises. Again, I am not gay. Anyway, i am sleepy and need to get up late tomorrow on account of me having nothing to do!

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