Post No. 4: Drunks and drinkers.

Hello you idiot junkies,

The blog is not doing that well... that is not all bad, i can do and say whatever i want. But i still wish more people would join me in my quest to rid this world of dicks. And i don't mean male genitalia.

Anyway, i shall now discuss drunks. They suck. See, most people drink and smoke and do drugs for three simple reasons and these three reasons can be dealt with. I will teach you.

Firstly, lets just jot out the reasons.
A) They think their life sucks. For example, they are having problems in their relationships, they think their parents don't get them (you can translate this into whatever you want; they don't trust you, too strict with you, touching you inappropriately etc.) and so on.

B) They are wannabes. They don't know it. But it is true. If a drinker, druggie or smoker is reading this, ask yourself; Why do do this? Other than it makes you feel good and etc., ask yourself; why?

C) Peer pressure.

Lets get on with the solutions now.

A) If you think your life sucks, you are stupid. What happened, your girl/ boyfriend think you are a douching bag? Your parents cramping your style? Well, GROW A PAIR! See, boyfriends and girlfriends come and go (unless they are on a wheelchair and they don't have arms, then you have to push them) and your parents, they are the reason you are here. I know its not a pretty picture, but whatever little happiness you have in your life is because your father was too lazy to run to the chemist and get some rubber or your mother misplaced her pills and didn't bother about them for the next 72 hours. You need to stop cribbing and grow a set of balls and women can just become braver on account of them not being able to grow a pair and if you can and you do, go to the doctor right-fucking-now!

Life is about these little sadnesses (not a real word, by the way). You need to understand these things will happen throughout your life. And after a certain point in your life, you won't be able to run to drugs and alcohol. You might have responsibility, a family. So prepare now, and face up and cover your balls. And get ready for one mighty punch from life. And if you have EVER talked to your parents rudely or done anything to hurt them (even if you were intoxicated) go apologize. You owe them more than your stinking life, and everything you own (which in reality is owned by them and you have it because of them)

Anyway, on to B.

B) So, Have you asked yourself why. Is it because you wanted to fit in. Even though you believe that you are too old to be influenced by people you idolize, but you are never too old for that. I know, i am 97.

See, being a wannabe isn't anything bad. Everybody is a wannabe. Don't you want to be somewhere or maybe, in someones shoes? You might say no to the latter, but at some point, everybody wants to be someone! I know, i am 97.
So, get over yourself, or whoever you want to be like. Just say no.

And C is the same. And in all honesty i am bored now and don't feel like discussing this, so i am just gonna smoke up and mellow out. Right then. Stay in school and say no to drugs. Stay above the influence and you can. I know, i am 97.

A 97-year-old.