Hello and welcome you stupid, bored dolts,
I am a dick. And I know what dickery is all about, I have seen enough life to know that i am straight and well, honestly; that is all i care about. But you guys, look at you. Go on, go over to the mirror and really look at yourself, I'll wait.
Now, we all know nobody actually did that and i am just making small talk here by insulting you which either pissed you off so much that you'll never visit my blog again or made you want to kick my ass like most people I know, join the club jackass!
OH! There is a third option; you actually found this funny (I pity you worms...). Well, if you did enjoy it, i am glad (and disgusted by your extremely poor sense of humor). Well, let us get this show on the road, well not really, i might end up getting stoned by the public. So come on, bring it... I am waiting...
Yours Faithfully,
The Pope (Look at my hat everyone!).
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