Post no. 1 (2 actually)

Okay, i am bored. and i just noticed, that in the last post the last part wasn't clearly visible.

Well, for the benefit of the public and to stick it to anybody who follows the pope, it said; Yours Faithfully, The Pope (Look at my hat everyone!)

Now i am well aware that I might get an incredible amount of hate-mail telling me that the Pope is is actually really cool (what?) and how he is the hero of their people and their leader (the man is seventy years old) but i want to tell you, i have nothing against the pope or your religion or you, you dumbass. I honestly don't believe in religion, though i do like the mythology related to it.

So, did anybody see the Obama inauguration ceremony-thing. I didn't. Why? Because i am not American and i honestly don't care. I know that he is a president and he is the first Hispanic man to be the president of a country full of white trash and gangsta' blacks who like showing off their artillery by shooting 12 year olds on the street, not that there's anything wrong with that. Heck, that is how I do it and i am not even black. But man, I am down with dat!

Again just in case, I am not anti-America, a lot of good things have come from there too (like silicon boobs and playboy) and the world is greatly proud of them for these wonderful achievements.

Now back to what this post was really about;

I have a friend, but i doubt he wants his identity to be revealed on the Internet, so lets call him 'Nick'. Now, before I go on about my stupid story which is not really that interesting, you must know that my school had this 'Sports Day' coming up when this happened, and people were trying out for various athletic events such as various races where you try to run faster than the other man in really short shorts for a piece of jewelery. Yeah, real manly. Now, there is this category of races called the 'Fun Races' (Don't ask me what it is, I just recently joined this school and it was the first time i heard it too).

Now, these 'fun races' are basically supposed to be fun and not that athletic as some other races which are not in this category. In this category of 'fun races', there is a race called the 'backward race'.

This little snippet is for the idiots reading this post, Backward race is a race where people run backwards. And I can also bet one of you idiots came up with this shit.

Anyway lets continue, the 'fun races' began. And soon it was time for the backward race. My friend, whom we have decided to call 'Nick', was participating in this event which is stupider than the time Hitler shot himself. So Nick got in line, he got on his marks, he got set and he went. And boy did he 'went'. The poor sucker was winning until he fell on his hand and broke it in two places with the bone sticking out like a porn star's woohoos. Well, I believe this race wasn't as fun for him as it was for me. The 'fun races' were canceled. Nick was taken to a doctor, and now he has a cast and inside the cast, there are two metal rods sticking out of his skin. Yeah, real fun!

And if you think that's bad, what would the poor guy say when people ask him how he met with this horrible and hilarious fate? Well, i can imagine this coming out of his shivering lips right now; Well, i was running backwards in a race and i fell. Its not that funny, but hey its better than saying; Of course, I'll let you do me in the ass!

Anyway, I have to go now. There are homeless people out there who need running over with a car. So, I'll see you later, crocodile!