Post No. 2: Does this really help us score?

Hello fellow wankers,

Five minutes ago I was sitting in front of the television stuffing my face with raisins and they showed this advertisement where a guy scored with a girl because he had really nice underwear, and i do mean briefs. Which brings up oh-so many questions to the mind of a horny teenager, like; If i walk in front of a girl that i like, in those briefs, will i score? or maybe; What attracted the girl; the fellows rugged, square, handsome face or was it the six or eight pack abs that he was flaunting or the size of the package his briefs emphasized or was it the design of the underwear? (And how come they don't have a proper ad for womens briefs, let them come on TV topless, in their panties.)

Also, those darned toothpaste ads that we have to endure. There are generally two or three main characters. And there are generally two scenarios or layouts that these ads follow.

Scenario 1,

Something funny happens, and a girl starts laughing her ass off. Now there is a dorky looking guy standing beside her with really yellow teeth and that is why he laughing like a hyena, covering his mouth. No seriously like a hyena, literally. And the smoking hot girl gets disgusted by that, because a hyena-laugh isn't one of the most desirable traits in a man. But then the hot girls hears something. Oh, what do you know, its a handsome guy who laughs like monkey on a trampoline getting tickled by giraffe high on ridlin. So, again, here are a set of question to get you thinking.

Q1. Was she rally disgusted with the laugh, or she being a hot, nubile little girl in her early twenties, just didn't want to go around with a guy who looked like he just went through the lawn mower?

Q2. Was she attracted to the handsome guy because he was handsome or was it because he laughed for no F-ing reason whatsoever or was it because of his teeth?

They WANT us to believe that we can score if we use the toothpaste but we don't. I have been using the toothpaste for over a year. No effect. I mean there is also the fact that looking at me or my face is worse than stabbing yourself twice and then hammering nails down on your privates. That ought to give you a good, healthy image to keep you up for nights. If not, well done. If it wasn't for my somewhat charming personality, i would be stoned to death by the doctor who delivered me!

Anyway on to Scenario no. 2,

A hot girl or guy meets another hot girl or guy, and the second girl or guy smiles at the first girl or guy and the first girl or guy is smitten by the smile and the perfect teeth displayed by the second girl or guy. Sometimes there is a twist on this, the first girl or guy is a cop or is supposed to kick the second girl or guys ass, but again the first girl or guy gets a quickie in the corner because the second girl or guy smiled at the first girl or guy.

Now, for questions;

Q1. Again, the first girl or guy are smitten by the second girl or guy because they are, as mentioned above, hot or is it because of their freakishly perfect teeth OR is it because they use a toothpaste that makes their unnaturally perfect teeth white as Bill Clinton?

I also hate deodorant commercials, according to them, if we spray the deodorant of the brand they are selling we will be covered with girls or, recently, its chocolate and apparently girls dig chocolate and therefore they will dig the user. But you must have noticed, most girls were white, and it is a scientific fact that white girls are easier than a fifteen-year-old on hormones. But what i hate the most about the ad is that some guy is getting some because of the deo and i am stuffing my face with raisins. And i know its not real but still. The guy gets PAID for standing there while a bunch of half naked women do stuff to him.

Oh, i am too pissed of to continue... see you guys on the other side of hell...