Hello slinky,
I haven't posted since valentines day since it was a super-post and I didn't want to distract from that. But lets get over it. Comments have stopped coming in. And I'd like to thank Alchemy16 for her generous words (she might have been high though...) and I don't like to refer to people as their username, I prefer their real name. BUT since this a blog where we keep everybody anonymous I will call this one “Urvashi”. Its just a bunch of random syllables joined together.
SO, thank you “Urvashi” >wink, wink<.
But honestly, I am very happy with how the Super-post turned out. The only plan of mine that has worked in recent time. Unlike the last one, where I tried to get a mongoose to mate with a snake. But a little too late (after I had spent a couple of grand on each) did I realize, snakes don't have vaginae or penises. It's a screwy, screwy world we live in.
As people all over the world were dealing with the aftermath of the 14th, my brother celebrated his 22nd anniversary being on this planet and his 7th attempt to get out of it on the 15th. Belated-'Happy Birthday' Dada (I am NOT bengali... screw you!), you are the other half of the reason I am such a fucked up retard. Thank you!
No, but really, I am in his debt. If not for him, I'd be all proactive like Kirat, Urvashi, Firdaus, Radhika and others. But have you seen them? If you are new here, chances are you haven't. But take my word for it; they are way more screwed up than I am. The only difference is, they are a different kind of 'fucked up'. I have an extension; retard. Sometimes I am afraid their heart will fail of heart failure. Well, not the males, they are pretty decent (by 'decent', I mean they are too fucked up to get stressed (and I don't mean the psycho-term), they have different kinds of aftereffects like cynicism and weight. I am fat, but I don't work and I eat. A lot. That man plays soccer and he is still pretty hefty!).
The women. I am not sexist, its just that these things have happened infront of me. And guys always somehow, some-how just out-do women. But women are still my first preference.
Anyway, my brother introduced me to comic books, the genres of sci-fi and fantasy. STARWARS! Now, you must be thinking; his brother must be a geek, but he gets more women than the Pope gets little boys! And THAT is saying something.
Anyway, before I offend anymore people, I'll wrap it up.
So, I shall see you when I done with your m...(I was going to say 'mom' but I realized it might offend someone.)
So, bye.
White people SUCK!
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a)Firdaus is not proactive.
ReplyDeleteb)If you think guys don't get stressed and hyper, you obviously haven't seen Kirat when someone cons him into leaving class early or Firdaus when he and Radhika are trying to pick pictures for ed. board.
c)some-how? Somehow, actually.
d)I really should be reading Luther King or proof-reading magazine or researching MUN instead of typing this.
Bye
Proactive: Acting in advance to deal with an expected difficulty; anticipatory
ReplyDeletedoes that sound like me Avanish?
Urvashi, might I remind you that I'm never the one stressed in any of those situations. It actually is all the females and Kirat who get the most stressed (yes, that was meant to be sexist and yes, that was a direct jab at Kirat).