Post No. 13: He needs a haircut!

Hello.

This is my last post. I am never going to post again.










HA, fooled you!

Anyway, my parents are away for a couple of days, I am alone at home(hint, hint ladies...). And Nick just spent two hours at my place. We watched videos on YOUTUBE. It was really sad. And disturbing. Tomorrows Thursday. I like Thursdays. I don't have art on Thursdays. I never thought I could actually not like 'art' as a subject of study. Really. It's the teacher, that bitch has a tight grip on my balls! One false move and she crushes them like she crushed Lucifer's supreme rule over Hell.

I am participating in MUN. Model United Nation(s?). Its Intra-school. And you know what the best part is; people actually want me in their committee even though they know I am a complete idiot who is one false move away from being castrated! It feels nice to be wanted.

Now, I have to decide between “Urvashi”(remember her?) and Kirat. And I don't want to say 'no' to anybody, I don't like to disappoint. That is my only flaw (and if I do make a false move, I'll never be able to have kids again, so thats there too...) (And yes, I am going to bring that up repeatedly!)

Anyway, I might go with the woman. I mean, c'mon, the choice is between a guy and a woman. I don't want to complicate things, so I look at it from an EXTREMELY basic view; Man or Woman?

The answer is woman.

Both are really good friends. Both are equally stupid, but shhh; they don't know it! Talk about delusions of grandeur.

The only difference between them and me is they work hard and I don't (Also I am mentally sick)

I had only one term, when I offered to join, it was that I wouldn't be required to do ANY work what-so-ever! And both of them accepted the terms. That screwed me in more ways than imaginable (not really, but always wanted say that, “screwed me in more ways than imaginable”).

Anyway, I just realized, this post is just me ranting on about my life. And you don't want to know about my life, you read this blog to read abut my 'sexcapades'. (Its like escapades involving sex. With a female (for a change!)).

Well, I'll wrap it up. See you soul-less muggers later. And have swagger while you on it!