Post No. 15: Did you shave my cat...

Hello...

This has been a rather disturbing day, no not really. I have no idea what to talk about. And no, I don't have writers block. That happens to people who have something worth writing.

I have also noticed that I blog. Everyday. Every-fucking-day! This truly is sad. And disturbing.

I have become one of those freaks of nature who write about their life and what they did during the day. I am feeling sad. And disturbed.

Anyway, I noticed that I had tried a joke twice. And I don't know if people laughed at it or not. The joke was about how much I hated 'that ugly fuck' across the mirror. So, I ask you; did you laugh??

I watched the trailer of Dragonball Evolution. Now, this movie can be kickass or they can screw it up like I have with my life. But they don't have many of the fun characters, like Krillin. Thats all I can think of right now.

Also, I am desperately awaiting X-Men Origins: Wolverine. And I wish I had someone to talk about comics with. I have no one except my brother. And I would annoy my brother by calling him constantly, but then again unlike me; he has a life. And, probably, a woman.

Man, I swear, everybody is getting some except me. Even my friend is being set up with another one of my friends as we speak. I can't disclose their identities on account of it ruining the set up. Man, if I don't land a woman withing this year I am switching to guys. And I'll probably fail at that too.

Sometimes I wish I had the balls to ask a girl out, but as we all know, my balls are in the hands of the devil (or the art teacher). Bitch.

Moving on, Have you ever noticed the couples sitting on the corner seats of movie theaters making out and fondling each others body parts, I have, and trust me you, Its not the most desirable sight. Though its better than watching The O.C. Jeez, can you get more white trash? YES, 91210!!!!

I am sick of white-teen dramas that come out of the worlds snake pit called the United States of Assholes. Why do people watch them? They have nothing to do with our fucking situation. Get over it.

I'll finish now. I am sleepy and tomorrow's a holiday. I'll sleep in late and then try to loosen up the grip my art teacher has on my testicles.

Anyway, say hi to your friends and family. Except your mom, I'll be seeing her soon. Did that hurt? No it didn't, because it came from me, and lets be honest here, who respects me? Not even my own slave. Okay, I don't have a slave. But I wish I did!

Oh well, live on one more night.